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____/ Homer on Wednesday 29 Jun 2011 15:55 : \____
> Verily I say unto thee, that Sinister Midget spake thusly:
>> On 2011-06-28, Kari Laine <karitlaine@xxxxxxxxx> claimed:
>>>
>>> http://www.crn.com/slide-shows/channel-programs/231000380/20-things-partners-want-steve-ballmer-to-talk-about-at-microsoft-wpc.htm
>>
>> 1. Resigning
>> 2. Shutting down the criminal enterprise
>> 3. Turning over records to the FBI for prosecution
>> 4. Giving rebates to past users for known shoddy "software"
>> 5. Surrendering to the nearest law enforcement desk
>
> 6. Refunding the Windows Tax to all those forced to pay for Windows
> 7. Refunding protection money extorted from Android manufacturers
> 8. Apologising to the OLPC charity for sabotaging it
> 9. Apologising to Mandriva for attempting to sabotage it
> 10. The details of all those boiler-room MoUs and NDAs
> 11. The "Recommends Windows" advertising scam
> 12. The "Screw Google" campaign
> 13. Selling out American jobs with H-1B visas
> 14. Tax evasion, tax havens and "foreign trapped cash" laundering
> 15. The mysterious depreciation of .NET
> 16. The futility of Windows/ARM
> 17. Whatever happened to the Singularity Project?
> 18. The real reason he fired Stuart Scott, former CIO
> 19. Naming the specific "235 patents" he thinks Linux "infringes"
> 20. Explaining why he doesn't use antiperspirant
Maybe he did and it didn't work. They are dosed for humans.
>> Who needs 20?
>
> Only 20?
>
> I have at least another 200.
>
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