__/ [ Linonut ] on Friday 09 June 2006 12:51 \__
> After takin' a swig o' grog, Roy Schestowitz belched out this bit o'
> wisdom:
>
>> __/ [ Linonut ] on Thursday 08 June 2006 18:15 \__
>>
>>> After takin' a swig o' grog, Roy Schestowitz belched out this bit o'
>>> wisdom:
>>>
>>>> And Ignorance is Bliss. Most Vista users will be unaware of the feature
>>>> being dropped, let alone its initial promise to prospective customers.
>>>
>>> One more piece of vaporware from Microsoft is like one more pie from a
>>> cow.
>>
>> Actually it's more like a Bull(mer). They did, after all, intend to call
>> it Longhorn. This puts the BS punchline right 'round the alley.
>
> Microsoft will always "steer" you the wrong way.
>
>>> Ooops! I stepped in the Microsoft! I got XP all over my shoe!
>>
>> Wipe it off with some wanker. Oops. I meant OneCare,
>
> I had to laugh, seeing OneCare advertised in an Office Depot brochure.
> What a con game. "We'll sell you this defective productive, and, for a
> very special price, this additional product which will fix it, we
> believe. Trust us. We're Microsoft."
More like selling you a pistol with 2 bandaids [promotional tone] ABSOLUTELY
FREE [/promotional tone].
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