On Monday 08 May 2006 07:28, Roy Schestowitz stood up and spoke the
following words to the masses in /alt.os.linux.mandrake...:/
> __/ [ Aragorn ] on Sunday 07 May 2006 23:53 \__
>
>> On Monday 08 May 2006 00:25, Ron Gibson stood up and spoke the
>> following words to the masses in /alt.os.linux.mandrake...:/
>>
>>> I still wanna know if this is a true story :-)
>>
>> I guess that would depend on whether the lawyer in question is of the
>> female persuasion [1], about 27-ish [2], wears a miniskirt [3], has
>> long blonde hair [3], long legs [4], narrow shoulders [5], a C-cup
>> [6], and juicy lips like Jessica Alba's [7], which look extra nice
>> when she... ehm... Okay, I'll shut up... ;-þ
>>
>> [1] An absolute necessity, of course.
>> [2] a) Old enough to have some maturity, young enough to still
>> [have that
>> "fresh" feel;
>> b) I'll settle for 30-32 as well though. ;-)
>> [3] Scores pretty high on my list. Short and blonde is a good
>> [second.
>> Brunettes come after that... :-þ
>> [4] Oh yeah!
>> [5] Oh yeah!
>> [6] Not an absolute necessity, but it gets you extra points. ;-)
>> [7] Oh yeah!
>
> *LOL* Time to get off the soapbox. Be very careful. It's slippery.
:-þ
>> P.S.: I sincerely apologize to all female participants of this
>> newsgroup for this somewhat sexist comment. <cough cough> I really
>> am a nice guy otherwise, once you get to know me... :-þ
>
> I suspect that such posts never help in encouraging feminine
> participation in UseNet.
Well, I've had the experience of working as the sole male among a female
crew once, and I can assure you that what I got to hear _there_ was far
worse than anything I've written here... ;-)
>> P.P.S.: If you're reading this and you _are_ Jessica Alba, drop me an
>> e-mail, please! :-þþþ
> I suspect she already /has/. Sadly, SpamAssassin intercepted it.
> Sorry.
Dang! Just my luck again... :-/
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With kind regards,
*Aragorn*
(Registered GNU/Linux user #223157)
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