__/ [ Aragorn ] on Sunday 07 May 2006 23:53 \__
> On Monday 08 May 2006 00:25, Ron Gibson stood up and spoke the following
> words to the masses in /alt.os.linux.mandrake...:/
>
>> On Sun, 07 May 2006 16:47:04 -0500, Dan C wrote:
>>
>>>> The fact that there may be worse does not make the alleged FAQ
>>>> anything other than stealth lecture on how to behave posted by
>>>> controlling people that want to LIMIT freedom using the treat of
>>>> being flamed if you violate their precious rules.
>>
>>> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I'll
>>> bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the
>>> heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather
>>> kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
>>
>> I still wanna know if this is a true story :-)
>
> I guess that would depend on whether the lawyer in question is of the
> female persuasion [1], about 27-ish [2], wears a miniskirt [3], has
> long blonde hair [3], long legs [4], narrow shoulders [5], a C-cup [6],
> and juicy lips like Jessica Alba's [7], which look extra nice when
> she... ehm... Okay, I'll shut up... ;-þ
>
> [1] An absolute necessity, of course.
> [2] a) Old enough to have some maturity, young enough to still have
> [that
> "fresh" feel;
> b) I'll settle for 30-32 as well though. ;-)
> [3] Scores pretty high on my list. Short and blonde is a good second.
> Brunettes come after that... :-þ
> [4] Oh yeah!
> [5] Oh yeah!
> [6] Not an absolute necessity, but it gets you extra points. ;-)
> [7] Oh yeah!
*LOL* Time to get off the soapbox. Be very careful. It's slippery.
> P.S.: I sincerely apologize to all female participants of this newsgroup
> for this somewhat sexist comment. <cough cough> I really am a nice guy
> otherwise, once you get to know me... :-þ
I suspect that such posts never help in encouraging feminine participation in
UseNet.
> P.P.S.: If you're reading this and you _are_ Jessica Alba, drop me an
> e-mail, please! :-þþþ
I suspect she already /has/. Sadly, SpamAssassin intercepted it. Sorry.
> <continues dreaming>
>
> ;-)
Best wishes,
Roy
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