* Sinister Midget fired off this tart reply:
>> Story about speech-recognition:
>>
>> Finally, I say one word: "Windows".
>> The system says: "We will connect you to a technician...".
>
> "TECH": OK, do you have Windows 98 or above?
> ME: No. I have linux. But I'm going to do a self-install and setup.
> "TECH": OK. Do you have Windows 98 or above?
> ME: No, but I'm going to do a self setup, so it doesn't matter what I'm
> running.
> . . .
> "TECH": Great. Do you have Windows 98 or above?
>
> I hung up.
>
> . . .
>
> My calls to Jeremy in Banglore went a lot better in subsequent calls
> than the ones I made trying to get the friggin' service established!
You should thank your lucky stars you didn't get Kerpal on the line, you
fucking guy you. You motherfuck guy! I shoot you!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Kicked_My_Dog
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Tux rox!
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