On Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:20:52 +0000, Roy Schestowitz
<newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>__/ [ flyer ] on Saturday 17 February 2007 04:48 \__
>
>> On Sat, 17 Feb 2007 00:19:23 GMT, 7
>> <website_has_email@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>>ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
>>>
>>>Cola trolling has reached a Lull!!!
>>>
>>>No one trolls for micoshaft without asking for money.
>>>
>>>So what does this all mean?
>>>
>>>A. Micoshaft trolls have gone into hiding?
>>>
>>>B. Micoshaft trolls have been called for a group hug
>>> after being defeated in COLA. Their nappies are
>>> being changed right now as we speak. And they
>>> hope to return tomorrow.
>>>
>>>C. Change of management at the top and therefore
>>> change of direction and confusion in troll marketing?
>>>
>>>D. The value of trolling for micoshaft in COLA has gone down.
>>> Not one vista crap got sold extra as a result.
>>>
>>>E. Cola trolls are owed money because their flapping
>>> has reduced stock price and this has left them
>>> red in bank balances. Micoshaft is refusing to pay
>>> the $200 - $600 per post cost of trolling.
>>>
>>>F. They all went to Yankees for a group hug to
>>> produce yet another unbelievable 99% FUD report.
>>>
>>>G. They all tried installing vista crap and their
>>> machines have all crashed and burned
>>> and are burning the midnight oil in vein hope
>>> they can return in force in the next few days.
>>>
>>>H. A PDF viri has infected their PCs and they lost
>>> all their files.
>>>
>>>I. As bum boys to micoshaft, they are all seeking guidance
>>> from their supervisor who is himself seeking
>>> to get his own machine working first to seek
>>> guidance from Clippy.
>>>
>>>J. Oh I dunno, they are just being difficult
>>> and not posting to just keep us in suspense.
>>> Bad bad bad trolls!
>>>
>>>
>> hehehehehehehehehehehe
>
>Microsoft has just decided to cut down its spendings.
>
>Microsoft to drop back on spending growth
>
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>| Microsoft plans to increase its operating expenses next year, but it
>| won't reach the $2.7 billion increase inked in for 2007, CEO Steve
>| Ballmer told financial analysts on Thursday.
>`----
>
>http://news.com.com/Microsoft+to+drop+back+on+spending+growth/2100-1014_3-6159901.html
>
>I suppose the budget allotted to aastroturfing has lowered or nullified. I
>wonder if Microsoft has stopped paying for Wikipedia edits as well.
Surely (based on the obvious) they have lie archives dating back to
the creation of the bit. Just change a few dates...
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