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Re: Troll Lull Alert!!!

__/ [ flyer ] on Saturday 17 February 2007 04:48 \__

> On Sat, 17 Feb 2007 00:19:23 GMT, 7
> <website_has_email@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> 
>>ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
>>
>>Cola trolling has reached a Lull!!!
>>
>>No one trolls for micoshaft without asking for money.
>>
>>So what does this all mean?
>>
>>A. Micoshaft trolls have gone into hiding?
>>
>>B. Micoshaft trolls have been called for a group hug
>>   after being defeated in COLA. Their nappies are
>>   being changed right now as we speak. And they
>>   hope to return tomorrow.
>>
>>C. Change of management at the top and therefore
>>   change of direction and confusion in troll marketing?
>>
>>D. The value of trolling for micoshaft in COLA has gone down.
>>   Not one vista crap got sold extra as a result.
>>
>>E. Cola trolls are owed money because their flapping
>>   has reduced stock price and this has left them
>>   red in bank balances. Micoshaft is refusing to pay
>>   the $200 - $600 per post cost of trolling.
>>
>>F. They all went to Yankees for a group hug to
>>   produce yet another unbelievable 99% FUD report.
>>
>>G. They all tried installing vista crap and their
>>   machines have all crashed and burned
>>   and are burning the midnight oil in vein hope
>>   they can return in force in the next few days.
>>
>>H. A PDF viri has infected their PCs and they lost
>>   all their files.
>>
>>I. As bum boys to micoshaft, they are all seeking guidance
>>   from their supervisor who is himself seeking
>>   to get his own machine working first to seek
>>   guidance from Clippy.
>>
>>J. Oh I dunno, they are just being difficult
>>   and not posting to just keep us in suspense.
>>   Bad bad bad trolls!
>>   
>>
> hehehehehehehehehehehe

Microsoft has just decided to cut down its spendings.

Microsoft to drop back on spending growth

,----[ Quote ]
| Microsoft plans to increase its operating expenses next year, but it
| won't reach the $2.7 billion increase inked in for 2007, CEO Steve
| Ballmer told financial analysts on Thursday.
`----

http://news.com.com/Microsoft+to+drop+back+on+spending+growth/2100-1014_3-6159901.html

I suppose the budget allotted to aastroturfing has lowered or nullified. I
wonder if Microsoft has stopped paying for Wikipedia edits as well.

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