ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
Cola trolling has reached a Lull!!!
No one trolls for micoshaft without asking for money.
So what does this all mean?
A. Micoshaft trolls have gone into hiding?
B. Micoshaft trolls have been called for a group hug
after being defeated in COLA. Their nappies are
being changed right now as we speak. And they
hope to return tomorrow.
C. Change of management at the top and therefore
change of direction and confusion in troll marketing?
D. The value of trolling for micoshaft in COLA has gone down.
Not one vista crap got sold extra as a result.
E. Cola trolls are owed money because their flapping
has reduced stock price and this has left them
red in bank balances. Micoshaft is refusing to pay
the $200 - $600 per post cost of trolling.
F. They all went to Yankees for a group hug to
produce yet another unbelievable 99% FUD report.
G. They all tried installing vista crap and their
machines have all crashed and burned
and are burning the midnight oil in vein hope
they can return in force in the next few days.
H. A PDF viri has infected their PCs and they lost
all their files.
I. As bum boys to micoshaft, they are all seeking guidance
from their supervisor who is himself seeking
to get his own machine working first to seek
guidance from Clippy.
J. Oh I dunno, they are just being difficult
and not posting to just keep us in suspense.
Bad bad bad trolls!
