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LART's Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool - (LART) Something large, heavy
and painful, used to respond appropriately to particularly annoying
lusers.
The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ recommends the following LARTs. A 2x4
works fine, but a real professional needs something a little more
effective. Unfortunately, this is a very personal thing, and no
consensus has yet been reached on the group. Everything from a simple,
7.65mm Walther (for the Bond fans only, it's not a very good gun) to a
155mm with depleted Uranium rounds has been suggested, some even going
for exotic things like Thermite, nukes or flamethrowers. For further
info, look at the rec.guns home page.
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Or, employees and contractors for US companies are on holiday today?
This weekend is US President's Holiday. Trolls take holidays, you know.
It will most likely be business as usual on Tuesday.