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Re: University Of Manchester (GB) Now Offers a PHD Program in Internet SPAMMING and Trolling.

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krotch.kricket@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
>>> It appears that The University of Manchester is now offering it's
>>> students a program in Internet Spamming,Trolling and Radical Linux
>>> Evangelism.
> 
>>> http://www.manchester.ac.uk/
> 
>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Manchester>>
> 
>>> http://www.schestowitz.justgotowned.com/
> 
>>> http://digg.com/users/schestowitz
> 
>>> http://www.netscape.com/member/schestowitz/
> 
>>> http://tinyurl.com/39j6fh
> 
>      >>   Post Activity
> 
>  >>       Jan     Feb     Mar     Apr     May     Jun     Jul
> Aug     Sep     Oct     Nov     Dec
>>> 2004                                                                            44      99      78
>>> 2005    222     142     179     254     116     305     398     664     579     547     457     367
>>> 2006    373     950     1654    631     1923    1868    1855    2041    2166    1470    1715
>>> 1793
>>> 2007    2159    1953    2137    1871    1878    1482    1707    1497    1351    1064    888
> 
>>> I'm going to sign up next year!
>>> It looks like a great program!
> 
> Here is my letter of intent to apply:
> Dear Manchester University Admissions,
> 
>         I am currently a student taking up space at Whats-a-Matta-U
> University located in Nervous Sheep Scotland.
> 
> I am considering continuing my studies by entering a doctoral program
> at Manchester University leading to a PHD degree in Internet Based
> Linux Trolling.
> 
> I understand that you have an intensive program at Manchester which is
> targeted directly at my
> field of choice.
> 
> If I can be Frank for a moment, I'll reveal that I am interested in a
> program which puts as little demand upon my free time as possible.
> 
> I understand you have a student registered in the Linux Trolling
> program who goes by them name of Roy Schestowitz.
> 
> He is indeed my mentor and I wish to duplicate his class and
> requirment schedule because it must be one heck of an easy program to
> skate through considering he has the time to troll the Internet 7 days
> a week, twenty four hours a day posting anti Microsoft messages
> in order to make Linux look good.
> 
> I also understand that you have paid internship programs where I can
> actually be paid by Linux organizations to troll the Internet.
> 
> I'd like to be considered for the same program that Roy Schestowitz is
> enrolled in because it
> appears to be a whopper!
> 
> In conclusion, please consider my application and send my anonymous
> regards to your star student
> Roy Schestowitz at Manchester University.
> 
> Krotch Kricket
> 
> KK
> 
> 
> On Nov 25, 11:59 am, Kier <val...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:43:14 -0800, krotch.kricket wrote:
>>
>> Loads of lies.
>>
>> Piss off, you lying fuckhound. Try growing up.
>>
>> --
>> Kier
> 
> 
> How so?
> It looks like Roi Boi spends hours upon hours spamming COLA, digg and
> Netscape.
> Spamming you say?
> Tell me, how many of his posts generate any 2 way dialog?
> Most sit at no replies, or a couple of fluffer replies from his
> buddies, Mark Kent and Homer.
> One way messaging is SPAMMING.
> 

If no one replies to your messages then that's spam.

But by your logic, since people reply to your message, then that's trolling.

Since his messages are ON TOPIC and mainly news, then I entirely support
that.

If someone were to post MS news in a MS related news group, would that
be spamming also?

I think the problem here is that because the messages from Roy deviate
from the kernel specifics then it's considered anti-rival. I don't give
a shit about that though since the rivals are crap and people should
know the truths.


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