It appears that The University of Manchester is now offering it's
students a program in Internet Spamming,Trolling and Radical Linux
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2004 44 99 78
2005 222 142 179 254 116 305 398 664 579 547 457 367
2006 373 950 1654 631 1923 1868 1855 2041 2166 1470 1715
2007 2159 1953 2137 1871 1878 1482 1707 1497 1351 1064 888
I'm going to sign up next year!
It looks like a great program!
Here is my letter of intent to apply:
Dear Manchester University Admissions,
I am currently a student taking up space at Whats-a-Matta-U
University located in Nervous Sheep Scotland.
I am considering continuing my studies by entering a doctoral program
at Manchester University leading to a PHD degree in Internet Based
I understand that you have an intensive program at Manchester which is
targeted directly at my
field of choice.
If I can be Frank for a moment, I'll reveal that I am interested in a
program which puts as little demand upon my free time as possible.
I understand you have a student registered in the Linux Trolling
program who goes by them name of Roy Schestowitz.
He is indeed my mentor and I wish to duplicate his class and
requirment schedule because it must be one heck of an easy program to
skate through considering he has the time to troll the Internet 7 days
a week, twenty four hours a day posting anti Microsoft messages
in order to make Linux look good.
I also understand that you have paid internship programs where I can
actually be paid by Linux organizations to troll the Internet.
I'd like to be considered for the same program that Roy Schestowitz is
enrolled in because it
appears to be a whopper!
In conclusion, please consider my application and send my anonymous
regards to your star student
Roy Schestowitz at Manchester University.