Homer wrote:
> Verily I say unto thee, that bbgruff spake thusly:
>
>> http://www.techuser.net/microsoft-yahoo.html
>>
>> If this guy is even half-right, things aren't just as simple as they
>> seem?:-)
>
> Executive summary:
>
> It's rival pirates battling for treasure, with Yahoo holding the key to
> the treasure chest it can never unlock because then the world will know
> the contents are just a pile of musty old bones. Google shares the dark
> secret with Yahoo, in a blood oath that seeks to keep Microsoft chasing
> rainbows. But Microsoft suspects the truth, and wants to scupper Yahoo;
> sending its captain down to Davey Jones Locker, so it can battle Google
> in open waters, and claim Neptune's crown as "King of the High Seas".
>
> Soon to be a major motion picture, starring Sweaty Ballmer as Master
> Bates, Eric Schmidt as Seaman Staines, Jerry Yang as Roger the Cabin
> Boy, and Carl Icahn as mister Polly, the dead Norwegian-blue parrot.
Brilliant, Homer:-)
I do sometimes wonder how those names ever made it past the censor and into a
childrens' programme though!
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