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Re: Glimpse at OpenOffice.org in Education

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____/ TomB on Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:30 : \____

> On 2009-06-24, the following emerged from the brain of Homer:
>> Verily I say unto thee, that Gregory Shearman spake thusly:
>>> On 2009-06-23, Homer <usenet@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>>> Cars are to analogies as Disney is to literature.
>>> 
>>> Cars are to analogies as Gary Glitter is to a School Swimming
>>> Carnival.
>>
>> Argh! You used a car analogy!
>>
>> Yer doomed, I tell ya.
> 
> There is however one striking resemblance between a car and a
> computer. Both have this essential but very inefficient component that
> needs to be cooled by means of a fan. If the fan fails: boom.
> 
> Also, very much like computers, most cars have windows. Pre-installed.

However, people /choose/ to have windows on the cars they buy.

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