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____/ Chris Ahlstrom on Friday 12 Mar 2010 00:27 : \____
> Roy Schestowitz pulled this Usenet boner:
>
>>>> An ASCII character walks into a bar and orders a double. "Having a
>>>> bad day?" asks the barman. "Yeah, I have a parity error," replies the
>>>> ASCII character. The barman says, "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit
>>>> off." -- Skud
>>>
>>> :-D
>>
>> I don't know if it's the same Skud who promotes women's rights on the Web.
>
> Ah, I saw this on paper a couple decades ago, and found it in a minute!
>
> http://www.holysmoke.org/wb/wb0195.htm
>
> The Sex Life of an Electron by
> Eddie Currents
>
> One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to seek
> out a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and
> took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone
> Bridge, around the sine waves, and stopped in the magnetic field by a
> flowing current. Micro Farad, attracted by Millie Amp's characteristic
> curves,soon had her fully charged and excited her luv resistance to a
> maximum. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, and
> lowered her reluctance. He pulled out his high voltage rod and inserted
> it in her socket, thus connecting them in parallel, and began to short
> circuit her resistance shunt. Fully excited Millie Amp screamed "Ohm!
> Ohm! Ohm!" With his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating
> with his current flow, it caused her shunt to overheat and Micro Farad
> was rapidly discharged and drained of every electron. They fluxed all
> night trying various connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft
> core and lost all of its field strength. Afterwards, Millie Amp tried
> self induction and damaged her solenoid. With his battery fully
> discharged Micro Farad was unable to excite her field, so they spent the
> rest of the night reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses.
That's a recipe for miscarriage...
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