After takin' a swig o' grog, Don Zeigler belched out
this bit o' wisdom:
> Erik Funkenbusch wrote:
>
>> Oh, and by the way, you know what the real tell-tale of it being a
>> fabrication is? He claims that someone 6'4" and 300 pounds is "so obese he
>> can barely fit through the elevator doors".
>
> I can vouch for that not being so. I'm 6' 2" and weigh 240. I could stand to
> lose 20 lbs but I'm not obese by any stretch of the imagination.
The ladies just adore those "love handles".
Q. How does a woman hold her liquor?
A. By the ears.
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Beggars should be no choosers.
-- John Heywood
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