"Eb Oesch" <ericboesch@xxxxxxxxx> wrote
> <(Two cannibals are eating a clown; one turns to the other and says,
> <"Does this taste funny to you?")
>
> The clown screams in agony, "You're gnawing on my funny bone!"
<
<The next day, the cannibals pull the clown's half-eaten head out of
<the refrigerator and head out to the porch. Noticing the condensation
<forming inside the skull, one of them says to the other, "Look! It's
<crying on the inside!"
<
<I'm sorry. That would have been funnier, but my wife died today.
<Please give me another chance. I'll do better, I promise. Comedy is
<all I have left now.
Let me guess -- your wife was a clown?
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