Cork Soaker wrote:
> Richard Rasker wrote:
>> Roy Schestowitz wrote:
>>> The 3% figure is conservative, but Gartner, which is funded by
>>> Microsoft, puts it at 4%.
>> I know I left out quite a few distributions, and I deliberately and
>> consistently took the lowest, most pessimistic figures I could find, so
>> that there's as little room as possible to dispute the figure of "at
>> least 3%".
>> And sure enough, the Wintrolls immediately came crawling out /en masse/
>> shouting "liar" and such. I must have seriously stepped on some people's
>> toes (or any other bodily protrusions you may care to mention) ;-)
> Do arseholes have toes?
I know that they pride themselves of having balls of a sort -- called
"haemorroids" by normal people. It must be why they're always so jumpy,
foul-mouthed and bad-tempered.