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Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:03 pm

How to Fix Windows

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I thought that the following was very blog post-worthy…

How to fix your Windows Application when it doesn’t work:

  (1) Stop and start the program
   (2) Log in and log out again
    (3) Reboot the machine
     (4) Reinstall the application again
      (5) Reinstall the operating system
       (6) Dance naked around the machine, waving a rubber chicken
        (7) “Take your machine back for servicing”
            – Chris Wedgwood

This entry was posted on Monday, April 3rd, 2006 at 11:03 pm and is filed under Humour, Windows. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

2 Responses to “How to Fix Windows”

  1. Scott Tobkes Says:
    April 4th, 2006 at 9:24 pm

    ..and it’s always your fault for installing a new program!

  2. Roy Schestowitz Says:
    April 4th, 2006 at 9:49 pm

    New programs typically slow the operating system system down. Windows has issues with Registry bloat, which does not exist in GNU/Linux.

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