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Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:03 pm

How to Fix Windows

Windows in CSS

I thought that the following was very blog post-worthy…

How to fix your Windows Application when it doesn’t work:

  (1) Stop and start the program
   (2) Log in and log out again
    (3) Reboot the machine
     (4) Reinstall the application again
      (5) Reinstall the operating system
       (6) Dance naked around the machine, waving a rubber chicken
        (7) “Take your machine back for servicing”
            – Chris Wedgwood

2 Responses to “How to Fix Windows”

  1. Scott Tobkes Says:

    ..and it’s always your fault for installing a new program!

  2. Roy Schestowitz Says:

    New programs typically slow the operating system system down. Windows has issues with Registry bloat, which does not exist in GNU/Linux.

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