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Poking the Bear

Rianne in Bearlin

Rianne in Berlin

Metaphors and parables elicited and not to be eluded

THERE was a bear called Ten
Ten was routinely provoked
Sometimes he growled
Sometimes he hit
Sometimes he bit
The bear was reactionary
Then the bear filed a complaint about pesky humans poking him
Humans said this bear was dangerous
They moreover alleged that this bear was “attacking” them by complaining about how it had been treated
They said they were bear victims

Don’t poke the bear.

Go Qatar?

Failing to recognise where the petrol comes from and who’s lobbying for it:

Down with fossil fuels, go Qatar

Survival After COVID-19 Takes More Than 4 Weeks (the ‘Gold Standard’ for Measuring Fatalities’ Correlation and Cause)

What I’m saying: we need better metrics to assess the impact of COVID-19 on long-term health.

What I’m not saying: anything but the above.


Passed away on 9 April 2021 at the age of 99, less than 2 months after this (left the hospital after four-week stay):

Philip has infection

Died weeks ago after publicly complaining that COVID-19 had left her weak and exhausted:

March Queen

It is undeniable that mortality is soaring this year. This is based on statistically-significant deviations and very large datasets from many countries. This merits further exploration rather than suppression, censorship, and name-calling.

British Government’s Coronavirus Response Plan/Strategy

Root issue identified

Destroying COVID-19 is hard; Let's destroy all the COVID-19 data

“There was an increase in the percentage of people testing positive for coronavirus (COVID-19) in England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland”

From Friday’s report:

ONS on COVID-19

ONS on COVID-19 increase

Of course, once again, despite no holidays the government just ‘skipped’ the mortality report of this past week (it was supposed to be released this past Thursday). “Last updated 9 June 2022,” the page states. The citizens rely on data — and data points (transparency) — to know what’s actually going on and be able to hold officials accountable. The media/press habitually manipulates the facts.

Borisnaro’s Mass Infection Strategy

Last July: Mass infection is not an option: we must do more to protect our young

Last night:

Full stadium

Full stadium??? No wonder...

Life After Television

In 2004 I got rid of my television. That was 8 years ago. The reasons for this are numerous and the following new image which goes around the Internet explains the resultant situation extremely well.

Life after television

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