Wednesday, April 6th, 2005, 1:14 am
‘Professional’ Gum
I took a glance at a desk this morning when I saw this Orbit Professional pack of gum. It is shocking that Orbit have gone as far as wrapping gum as if it was some powerful prescription drug. Is that what they mean by “Professional”?
[sarcasm]
Gum can apparently have an effect enormous enough to justify a dosage. [/sarcasm]
While on this issue, it is worth noting that two-thirds of an Easter egg pack comprises packaging material.